I discovered a website, how accurate it is I do not know, which purports to test if your website is banned in Iran. As you can tell, I ran a test on www.stholg.blogspot.com, and it appears that no Iranian is able to access the site. This is a catastrophe in terms of evangelizing the Persians into smoking cigars. Everyone knows that smoking cigars is conducive to dialogue, friendship, and peace. The Iranians need these qualities as much as anyone else, and the Islamic government's efforts to block the Iranian people from such goods is a violation of their human, cigar-smokin' rights.
This matter must be put on the club's agenda for tonight's discussions.